Neighbor rings doorbell. Neighbor steps back. Homeowner: Um Hi! Were you the ones that took the Red Bull earlier? Neighbor: Yes, and they are here to apologize. And if they need to work it off or I'm gonna replace it. Homeowner: No, it's fine. You know, it's not that big of a deal, but just please don't do that again. If you want something, you can
Hey man. What up, bro? Hey, could you just leave it on the porch? I'm in the middle of feeding my son. Alright, got you. Appreciate it, man. No doubt. Don't don't beat him too bad. Oh no, I'm feeding him. I'm feeding him. Oh, oh, alright, alright. *laughs* You have a good day, bro.
WRONG PACKAGE... INSTANT KARMA! Oh oh God see my eyes! Oh you have got Well, someone left a gift just for me Ah my hair no I was just I saw the box I thought it was my neighbor's I was gonna put it by their door and then it just it went off like who does that locked open when you pick it up well yeah but I barely touched it I mean I didn't shake it
Whoa, no no no no no, ah what the, come on, seriously, whatever, I'm still taking it. Oh no, you've got to be kidding. Great, just great. Whoa, what the, come on, seriously. Alright, whatever, just go, it's all over. What the, he tried it, come on, are you kidding me, no, ah, man. Whoa, no no no no no. Ah, come on, you've got to be kidding me. Whoa
Hello mother, hello father. How are you all doing? Doing good? I'm doing pretty good. So, a little update for everybody. Roxy's got a skin infection and an ear infection because she has naturally dry skin. Weird, right? And turns out it's not my tie rod. It is cold out here. It is not my tie rod. It is both struts in the front of my car and I also
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